Anudder WTF from Where Else?

Fucks Noise, naturally.

Bloody Billy sits at the head of the "Red Ribbon Panel" table. They had a Blue Ribbon Panel?

"The American people are consistently against health care reform." With his history of can't-miss clairvoyance, maybe this means we'll actually get it?

This is the guy they put in place of the Shar Pei, Britt Hume? Makes me wonder if he's warming the seat for Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman.

Shit. Katrina vanden Heuvel is going to be on Snuffalopuloss. And the wife wants to go out for breakfast. The things I do to promote harmony and bliss.

Robert Gibbs on Suffy: "The President believes it is a valuable tool..." "... it is a valuable component..."

Does he WANT IT? Is it ESSENTIAL? Will he fuck us by signing a bill without it? or will he finally grow a pair and do what he was elected to do?

Bullshitiousness and Douchebaggery... part twit

Watching the Fucks News Foxtards. The big guns are back. Shar Pei Brit Hume, Bloodlust Billy, etc. I'll go back to the interview with Aitch Dub later; mixed emotions on that one.

Pointing out the obvious they are: The Democrats in Illinois and -- surprise, surprise -- Harry Reid have fucked up royally with Boygobitch's appointment to Obama's Senate seat. These assholes are having a good old time with it, not knowing who to attack, how hard or in what order. Can't really blame 'em.

If the Illinois party, or whoever gets to call the shots on this one, don't want to hold a special election, then the governor is entitled to make the appointment, and when he does, you have no say. Without making yourself look like the spineless losers you are.

The appointment is legal.

I'm not losing track of the irony of the refucks rattling their ethics sabers after 8 years (and more) of systematic lawbreaking and corruption as well as basic bullshitiousness and douchebaggery.

Speaking of irony, and there will probably be LOTS of talk of irony over the next 4 years, the Putz Panel all seem to be in agreement that Israel needs an exit plan in their invasion/occupation of Gaza. The invasion where they're trying to stamp out an elected government? Yeah, that one. Now where and when did I hear talk of exit strategy before? Gee, weren't there a bunch of assholes talking about how having one would "embolden the enemy?" Would that have been the good folks on the Putz Panel? Maybe?

Oooo weeeee.... next week an "exclusive interview with George Dubya Bush."

The biggest regret I have about my brief career as a blogger is my lack of success at coming up with a term that's negative enough to describe that pocket of virulent brain puss. Maybe some of these that Hannjobitty's forum members use to describe Obama, liberals and Democrats would do, but that'd be cheating. h/t Crooks and Liars

Gotta go.... Steffalupugus is on. (the wife had breakfast ready, so I never got back to Snuffy. Even missed his round table. Bummer. I guess)

"B Crew" Sunday...?

First no Bloodlust Billy Kristol on Fucks News Sunday: I was worried he got fired for making sense the past few weeks. Now there's no Snuffulupuloof. Maybe Chris Wallace is a loser with no place to go...?

Sherrod Brown's upset at how the bailout money's being thrown around. Oh yeah, right. Something about how the bill was passed requiring strict oversight. Just wasn't written into it.

Fucking Dems better get their shit in a pile and pronto; they better stop passing toothless bills because theyre afraid of what Dubya and the refucks might say about them. They need to grow a pair, and I don't mean tits. (They don't do Nancy any good. (in relation to doing her job) (running the House) And they didn't help get Palin elected.) If they don't, good bye majorities.

Interview with the new Press Secretary. I'll miss Dana Perino. The "Lying Sack of Cute," as Stephanie Miller calls her. Maybe we'll get some good bikini shots of her as she vacations in the coming years. We got the Hill&Bill bathing suit dance video.

The Roundtable: No George F Will. So who's the designated conservatard? Oh fuck... Caroline Kennedy. Like Bill Ayers, Rev Wright, flag lapel pins... I wish this story would just go away. Fucking 'tards... trying to compare her to Palin. Although... She doesn't seem to be doing to well at differentiating herself from Palin. Other then the fact that she's no "ilf."

I like it without Will. No pontificatious bull shit.

Do Parallel Universes Exist?

Or did someone kidnap Blood-lust Billy?

This is the second week in a row that he seems to defend the workers who are getting refucked up the ass -- they made major concessions during the negotiations over the Chrysler loan guarantees, only to NOT see their efforts reciprocated by management, who got their raises and bonuses -- in the fight over loans to the automakers. Billy says that labor only accounts for 20% of the cost of making a car, so the proposed refuckyoucan fuckover of the UAW would only save about 2% per car.

His history of being wrong with virtually every fucking statement -- there's the possibility he could have been right about something, somewhere, sometime -- he ever made about Iraq, leaves me a bit skeptical regarding the content and intent of his statements. Sorry.

Thank Geeawwduh that John McShame can set us straight by reassuring us all that if we just outlaw earmarks and stop pork barrel spending, that all problems will be solved. They're the reason Boigobitch is so corrupt as well. Right; he's an alter boy at heart.

George F Will must just HATE it when Paul Krugman gets invited on by Steffulupugous. Krugman just shuts him up through being correct and sensible. He has to chew on his own tail by objecting to Bush ignoring Congress and the rule law (8 yrs too late) by possibly grabbing money that "should" go to the ban-sur-vest companies. Without questions being asked, no doubt.

Finally, FINALLY... thank you Gwen Ifill, for talking about unemployment in its real, correct terms: As those people who are not employed, and not merely as those who are collecting unemployment checks. Ten Million according to her -- up by three million from year ago -- have been unemployed for so long that they've given up looking. Yeah Baby. Kepp those unemployment number low: Do away with unemployment payments... out... to people.

The Sun Just Rose in the West

Billy Blood-luster Kristol, just "defended" the auto makers and working "little people," wondering why they get grilled for asking for $34 billion* when the ban-sure-vest companies^ get their billions without a peep. Charles Scrotehammer -- doesn't he look like the bad guy in "the Mask?" When the bad guy wears the mask? ???-- leads the rest in spewing the usual refuck/conservative/Fox points of letting them go bankrupt.

* $34 Billion? They "compromised" by giving lending them $17 billion, amounting to parents buying their kids one shoe rather than a pair.

^ There are no such things as banks, insurance companies or investment brokerage houses anymore. Deregulation has blurred/erased the lines between them for the sake of efficiency. Plus we all know that business can regulate itself, right?

How do they do it? (corrected)

Refuckyoucans. They lie. I mean they LIIIIIIEEEEE... They're like....

Porpoises swimming along, playing in the waves at the bow of a boat... Dancing and swirling together with such ease. Totally effortless; not like salmon struggling their way up stream. I love watching them. So cool.

I've never gotten a good explanation of why they do it. The porpoises, I mean. Well the refucks too. But seriously, fishing boats, ferry boats... porpoises at the bow. They appear, like they have no choice. Like a moth to a flame.

Refucks: Bush: Does a pope shit in the woods? Cheney: Is the bear Catholic? McCain...Palin... Picking up right where they left off and possibly taking it to new... Heights? Depths? The Outer Limits? The TwiLie Zone?

Mavericks... change agents... fiscal conservatives... Oooo and look out lobbyists. at least the ones not on their payroll....?

Keith O chose Hannity as his Worst Person tonight for (drumroll) lying about Fucks News never saying Obama was Muslim. Riiiiiight. I commented over at DCup's the other day** about Hannity being my Most Hateful (Person in the World), because he lies with such ease... so prolifically... like a machine. But he's not the Only... He's just the best of the best at doing the worst. He even lives in his own little country: Hannity's America. Not even O'Lielly or Bloody Billy Kristol can boast that.

What is it though? Is it something genetic?

** I was at BlueGal's not DCup's but hey... read both of 'em

Who's Raising the Grey Lady's Skirt?

The Constitution NY Times is now, officially determined to make itself just a fucking scrap of paper. Why the fuck would they give this asshole the time of day much less a job..? with pay..? with real money?

The crew at Crooks and Liars recently linked to a post by Jon Swift, in which he asked bloggers to provide links to their bestest/mostest favoritest post of the past year. I didn't respond because I feel unworthy for several reasons, the first and foremost being that many times when I post, I'm halfway blitzed -- which makes for pisspoor grammar and spelling among other things. Still, I think if you look at Kracula's record, I think you'd have to agree that even my drunk opinions/predictions stand as much chance, if not more, of being correct than do his.

Come on... You KNEW They'd Do it

The Fucks News boys and girls just cannot stand that Al Gore won another prize. This time it's not just the rabidly anti-American Hollywood elite that seems to think he's done something worthwhile. No, this time it's the crazies from the Nobel committee. Or as Sean Vanity was so astute to point out the other night, the same retards who also honored Yassir Arafat and Mikhail Gorbachev.

You knew.

I know you did and don't even fuckin' try to tell me you didn't.

Congratulations Mr Gore. You've done more as the best President we never had to try to bring the world together than the worst Preznit we never elected Could ever dream of doing through his "Death, Bombs, Greed, Graft, Corruption and Destruction for Democracy" program.

BTW... I even noticed Billy krystal(meth) talk about war with Iran without that crazy assed grin he usually wears as he's pontificating.

Rove Resigns; I'm Too Gun Shy to Celebrate

My biggest question is, "WHY?" After all those years of dirty tricks and crooked campaigns and stolen elections. Is his work finished? There's a scary thought: Nothing left to destroy. The world well on its way to WW III, the Bill of Rights destroyed, Congress made irrelevant, SCOTUS packed for years to come, the nation's wealth redistributed and/or shipped overseas... What else?

One thing about this crime syndicate: When you think it can't get any worse, it does. Ashcroft was bad; then we got Gonzo. Harriet Myers was ridiculous; we got Alito instead. I've always thought of Rove as the real President/dictator, not Cheney. So now that Rove will be gone, will Cheney go absolutely berserk? It's hard to imagine which of those crazies kept the other one in check.

One rumor has it that Cheney's been pissed at losing his office boy, Scooter, while Rove remained untouched. Or is this some strange maneuver to avoid the Congressional subpoena? With all the claims of executive privilege to keep everything secret, what will he be able to put in his book?

Nature abhors a vacuum; what if no one takes his place? Could anarchy in this White House be worse than blind loyalty? Will we get another old crony, like a Karen Hughes? Or someone new, like a Sarah Taylor promotion? Who could possibly carry on the tradition of know-it-all wrongheaded stubbornness? Jeb? Ahhhhh...

Bill Kristol.