Tuesday, September 4, 2007

I Always Knew This

What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task without your mind wandering. You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend to miss out on directions because you cannot focus

GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Paranoia
Manic Depressive
What mental disorder do you have?


h/t Mathman

I remember the first time I heard the term ADD, I laughed so hard I almost fell off the chair. "So space cadets have an illness now?" I was student teaching at the time; there were some in the lounge who were not as amused as I. The teacher threw a class party in second grade when I completed an assignment. I think it was the only one I completed the whole year. Actually, I was almost placed in special education when I was in elementary school, because I was such a space cadet.

I graduated from the University of Tennessee with High Honors. (They now use the term Magna Cum Laude like the rest of the world.) Then went on to do blue collar work. Ya just never know, eh?

2 comments:

Mathman6293 said...

Chris,

Thanks for the link and keep the disorders coming.

Bi-polar mathman

Jess Wundrun said...

Chris - you must be my brutha from anutha mutha!

I could not do homework. I graduated highschool in the lowest quarter with a D average.

Fucking worksheets.

When I went to college I tested out of my freshman year classes and was on the Dean's list.

And now I do not collect a paycheck. I make dinner and beds for a living and occasionally clean up sick.