What a douche bag. I should have put out the welcome mat this morning. Instead I let Keith O, and who knows who else, beat me to it. Oh well, a day late and a dollar short, here we go:
Welcome to Seattle.
Come ride the
SLUT.
Actually, our mayor is a bigger douche bag than I am. "I don't care what they call it, as long as they ride it." What we call it -- besides the SLUT -- is a big assed waste of money shelled out to please Paul Allen and his
Vulcan Real Estate development company. Damn... They don't mention the crown
turd jewel of Paulie's holdings:
The Experience Music Project, which seriously folks, looks MUCH more like a turd than a jewel. I can't find a
picture to do it true justice. When you see it, it looks like the Space Needle took a shit. If they ever give me the land to build a museum for my Zippo collection, I won't fuck up the skyline like he did.
Sorry. I get side tracked so easily. Oh yeah... Ride the SLUT...
You do here once, you'll want to cum again.
2 comments:
So....are you talking about me?
I wasn't, but, you planning to be in Seattle?
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