So there's Colmes talking to some supposedly Democratic strategist, and Melanie Morgan. She starts talking and I think, "Oh fuck me with a broken baseball bat." She stutters and stammers and Colmes is almost making me believe he serves a purpose beyond that of a token, until I hear that fucking douchenozzle, Hannity, pipe up from the sideline.
(sidebar... I cannot take credit for coining the term douchenozzle, nor for initiating its use as a political descriptor. I believe I first encountered the term via BlueGal either at her blog, or at Crooks and Liars.)
Course being Faux, when the DNC ( Douchenozzle in Chief) speaks, the camera SHALL show him. So there he is with his perfect hair and smug expression all ready willing and oh so able to lie for the cause. Fucker truly makes me ill. I mean, even O'Reilly will say something that's true now and then. It may be by accident, but he still does it. Hannity... I don't think I have ever heard him say a single true thing yet. Fucker had the nerve to make the redneck Imus into a liberal after his Rutgers comments. BillO I can actually stomach for a while, even the Coultergeist, but this MoFo is usually off after five minutes max. So what'd he do this time?
Two words. That's all. That was enough.
He was trying to rescue Morgan from the vicious verbal batterings of the wicked Allan Colmes. She stuttered and he tried filling in the blank for her. He then went on to try to explain that, "That's what we are: Proud Conservatives." We this, we that, we blah blah blah, and on he went with his canned shit schpiel about how Liberals want to raise taxes, surrender to the terrorists, and destroy the finest health care system in the world. As if there should be shame in not wanting to squander a surplus by putting everything on the Chinese charge card, wanting to invade the right country should you choose to invade one at all, and making sure that the priority in medicine is that people can afford to see doctors rather than that the middlemen profit whore insurance companies get fed first. Back to the two words...
What the fuck could make someone think that as a conservative, they have done something, anything of which to be proud?
I was so sickened by the idea when I heard it, that the only reason I heard anything afterwards, was I had two pups in my lap and didn't want to squash them in my mad scramblings for the remote. Mind boggling. Absofuckinglutely mind boggling that someone, other than a comedian, could put those two words together. And use them. Publicly.