Friday, September 12, 2008

While I was taking a dump today...

I happened to think of the refuckyoucans. Does that happen to you too? So specifically, I was thinking of Palin... and her "Bridge to Nowhere" claims... How she says she said, "Thanks, but No thanks."

You know, in a twisted refuckyoucan way -- is there any other way for them? -- she may not be lying. I mean we KNOW that the bridge didn't get built. Because we KNOW that Alaska didn't get all the money. We also know that the road to where the bridge to nowhere was supposed to begin WAS built. So....

The feds offer money to Alaska. check

Alaska/Palin says, "Thanks." check

She counts the money -- a plus...she can count -- and realizes it won't build the bridge. check

The feds tell her -- we presume -- that she can have the bridge by paying for it with Alaskan money. check

She says, "No thanks." check?

They have no bridge... the road dead-ends...

Turn your mind inside out and tie it in some knots, and she's telling the truth.

Just like Clinton didn't have (fucking) sexual relations with that woman... right?

Those two refucks get elected you KNOW that bridge is getting built, right?

2 comments:

DCup said...

If I had to think about Republicans while on the can:

(1) I would never get my reading done.
(2) I would explode from holding it in
(3) No cats would come see what I'm up to because of the angry noises I'd be making.

Chris in Seattle said...

I'm not sure what the wife thinks about when she's in there laying waste to the place, but the male mini dach has marked his territory on her foot before.

For me, I think it goes along the lines of getting rid of shit...
making room for more shit...
thinking about shit...
literal and figurative...
shitty ideas...

Refuckyoucans! !!!