Thursday, July 29, 2010

Dear Charlie

What's to negotiate?

You're either Innocent

Or you're Guilty.

Simple. One or the other. It's like virginity.

It might be time to stop acting like a refuckyoucan. No Diaper Dave imitations. No Lavatory Larry imitations. No Dick Cheneys... Dubyas... Rummies... Fredo Gonzos...

They're corrupt, and those who failed to oust them are corrupt. Those who stood and gave them ovations are corrupt. We, Democrats, are supposed to be better than they are.

Well prove it. Stop embarrassing me.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Bullshitiousness and Douchbaggery, post partisan style

So the evil and wicked pay czar, appointed to serve the socialist fer'ner in the White House has decided that there's no need to go after the bailed out too big to fail banks. And brokerages who paid HUGE fucking bonuses. To the dipsticks who failed in their efforts to collapse the world economy. "Shaming them was punishment enough," according to the Seattle Times. Jeezuz Aitch on a fucking Popsicle stick.

Mr Obummer, when you have no fucking spine, you're supposed to try to cover that up by choosing appointees who do. If you intended to let the motherfuckers off the hook from the start, why waste the time, money and effort in appointing a phony hatchet man. Once again you've done the near impossible and made refuckyoucans look good by re-enacting the commutation of Scooter Libby's prison sentence by Dubya.

Shame, is NOT a punishment for treason, fraud or any other felony.

Shame is what you do with your puppy when it pisses on your carpet.

UPDATE: This guy's so full of shit...

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Notice how the trained seal never asks about how public shame is punishment enough.

PS Posting from the Droid is a bitch on the small screen.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Neera Tanden? ???

I never heard of her until tonight when she appeared on Chris Matthews. Who.... What a kool-aid sipping, unapologetic Obama boot-licker cheerleader. Obama's done what he campaigned on? You mean beg and grovel at the BeePublicans' feet? Enter negotiations from a position of weakness?

Ed Schultz was right months ago: Obama and his people are full of shit. He's lost his base. And now because he has, he has to take the next step in his pursuit of Dubyism: He has to campaign on fear. Fear that we HAVE to vote for him or those bastards -- and they ARE bastards -- will be back in charge with their horrific, destructive policies national impoverishment through de-industrialization.

Don't blame voters for allowing the refuckyoucans to do just that: Fuck the country for another4, 8, 12.... yrs. Blame yourself Mr Obama, because you didn't stand up for us. You didn't do what we sent you to do. I know the refucks have a 40 seat majority in the Senate. 40 out of 100... that's a majority, right?

You didn't get us universal health care. You gave us watered down insurance care.

You didn't reign in the banksters. You gave us "transparency" of derivatives and credit default swaps and other fraudulent shit that no one understands.

We're still up past our assholes in Iraq and Afghanistan and now we here we will be for another 10 years.

Guantanamo... still open.

Kangaroo courts... still open.

Fuck it... From Saturday Night Live Oct. 3, 2009

What's changed? Oh.... HE, a democrat, wants to kill Social Security now.

Nothing I want to believe in, that's for damn sure.

Barack Obama's best allies for 2012 are the tea baggers. Not to offend cross-dressers, but pantywaist Harry Reid had NO chance to be re-elected until his opponent turned out to be bat-shit insane. maybe the 2012 election will be a similar choice: A craven opportunistic, incompetent phony vs a raving lunatic.

Grow a god damned spine or resign.