"B Crew" Sunday...?

First no Bloodlust Billy Kristol on Fucks News Sunday: I was worried he got fired for making sense the past few weeks. Now there's no Snuffulupuloof. Maybe Chris Wallace is a loser with no place to go...?

Sherrod Brown's upset at how the bailout money's being thrown around. Oh yeah, right. Something about how the bill was passed requiring strict oversight. Just wasn't written into it.

Fucking Dems better get their shit in a pile and pronto; they better stop passing toothless bills because theyre afraid of what Dubya and the refucks might say about them. They need to grow a pair, and I don't mean tits. (They don't do Nancy any good. (in relation to doing her job) (running the House) And they didn't help get Palin elected.) If they don't, good bye majorities.

Interview with the new Press Secretary. I'll miss Dana Perino. The "Lying Sack of Cute," as Stephanie Miller calls her. Maybe we'll get some good bikini shots of her as she vacations in the coming years. We got the Hill&Bill bathing suit dance video.

The Roundtable: No George F Will. So who's the designated conservatard? Oh fuck... Caroline Kennedy. Like Bill Ayers, Rev Wright, flag lapel pins... I wish this story would just go away. Fucking 'tards... trying to compare her to Palin. Although... She doesn't seem to be doing to well at differentiating herself from Palin. Other then the fact that she's no "ilf."

I like it without Will. No pontificatious bull shit.

Oh shit w/UPDATE

Find out if Sarah Palin would bang you at LiquidGeneration.com!

Save me Gramma Nancy... save meTina!

h/t to the Firestarter.

And in the Double Oh Shit department, Ms Slaughterhouse Spice is set to issue her very first solo speech on foreign policy. Now don't get your hopes up for her to talk about how she sees Russia from her ice-fishing hole or out of the half moon on her outhouse, and therefore is a foreign policy expert.** No. Expect to see the well rehearsed pageant walking Palin all chock full of neo-con talking points and Obama slams. Although I do wonder if we'll hear about God's plans for what to do with our nukes and who to bomb/threaten next. Opps.... sorry for the redundancies.

I wish I could live-blog it. Life's not fair; boo hoo.

**Even though we KNOW that all that OBVIOUSLY makes her an eggspurt on furriners n such, even more so than her NY floor show a ways back. I mean fuckin' a, you think you can learn anything sitting on foreign affairs/relations committees in congress?



UPDATE: Somehow I misunderstood. It's about her policies on Special Needs Kids. Basically talking points and Obama slams of a different flavor: School choice; vouchers for a price tag with nothing to do with the actual cost of educating kids or How I plan to counter act my line item vetos in Alaska's state budget, while cutting taxes like we've done under Reagan and Bush since experience tells us how fucking well it works. Mavericky shit. oh...

And did you know Barack Obama's a terror loving Muslim who wants to raise taxes?

She's ready !!!

And if you don't believe that, here's my rough transcript of the proof:

"Could you give us some specifics to combat those who say you aren't prepared on foreign policy issues?"

"Sure I can. I'm ready, because I'm prepared, and you can ask me specifics if you want or play stump the candidate."

Earth to Ms Moose Rack... she DID ask you for specifics. You couldn't remember any? Not even that you live close to Russia?

Pelosi does better when she rolling over to Dubya and his minions.

And regarding the hacking of her e-mail account...

I don't know why the right-wing fringe fucks from Fucks News, etc aren't more patriotic. Like Dubya said back when our 4th amendment was still hanging on by a thread:

The American people should be thinking these corporations/people for cooperating with the governement in keeping them safe (from we in the right wing fringe).

Grammy-Rack Status Confirmed

h/t to Bluegal for this one...

I was sure I had it right the other day (even though things somehow disappeared) and now the goods are out, so to speak.

Things are going to be bad for this kid, having a baby at such a young age, and don't even fucking try to make some dumb ass case that the family's love will make up for all the kid's shortcomings. Too young, too immature, no education, no career, no job skills... I've spent the last eight years living through this crap. Now granted she could grow up and make something of herself, I have seen it done, but it's a long hard climb... both ways... through the snow... Sure my experience has me jaded and pissed, but having kids to grow you up, or having kids so you have have someone to love, is BULL SHIT. This is the reason "It takes a village," because there are young dumb kids out there parting legs and having puppies and making a life style out of their need to be rescued. And I include the boyfriend as a dumb kid too, so don't call me sexist.

Grow up FIRST, and then MAYBE you'll have some love to give. Grow up FIRST and then maybe THINK about having kids. Sheeeesh. Once you fuck your life up, you can't unfuck it.

I feel even more sorry for what this kid's crazy assed parents are putting her through. They can say all they want about how these kids' privacy should be respected, but when she entered politics she opened ALL aspects of her life, AND her family's lives, to scrutiny. She believes in abstinence only education..? Well lookie look at how well that's worked out.

Kids are going to fuck. Even kids who don't know how to fuck will fuck. This idea that parents can somehow keep their kids ignorant and thereby deter them from fucking is absolutely ridiculous.

So much for this post being light and fluffy. Oh well.