Call It What You Want

Family Planning

Preventative Medicine

Stimulus

How about common sense?

I'm talking about the latest refuckyoucan talking point, ie line of bullshit: Boehner's "$200,000,000 for condoms."

Unplanned, Unwanted, Unaffordable kids turn into, Undernourished, Unhealthy, Unwatched, Undereducated... kids. A drain and strain on their families, communities and the country, emotionally and economically. Although to the "prisons for profits" crowd, they're a bonanza as adults. I probably just made boner's point. no pun intended

Arguing whether or not that money belongs in this economic stimulus package, is little more than semantics. I don't care where it's put, it needs to be put out there. It will never eliminate stupidity and piss poor planning: girls who want babies for attention, to make them feel grown up, to give them someone to love them... It won't undo the fuckery they've wrought on their kids and families, but for people who CAN plan and want to plan, it will allow them TO plan.

When will refuckyoucans get their heads out of their asses and start caring about the country enough to THINK? ???

Give a Man a Fish,

and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish...

Can't do that. No rivers in Afghanistan. So,

Teach a man to fuck, or, since he already knows how, give him little blue pills so he can fuck and he feeds you useful information.

Talk about enhanced interrogation.

Watching Alex Witt report on this (a day after it appeared on C&L) ... never mind.

Condoms? Diaphrams? IUDs? Pills? Anything to help prevent women from getting preggers as a result?

Not a peep.

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And on a totally unrelated note: If anyone of my loyal dozen or so readers can tell me why blogger doesn't put the spaces in after my punctuation, it would be greatly appreciated. I'm tired of looking like an illiterate doof. I'm not a world champion grammarian, but I do put them in when I compose. I also try not to misspell things incorrectly.

DCup, Thank you Dear, tried to help by suggesting I use Firefox as my browser, but I already do, so... Is it a setting in blogger? ???

Grammy-Rack Status Confirmed

h/t to Bluegal for this one...

I was sure I had it right the other day (even though things somehow disappeared) and now the goods are out, so to speak.

Things are going to be bad for this kid, having a baby at such a young age, and don't even fucking try to make some dumb ass case that the family's love will make up for all the kid's shortcomings. Too young, too immature, no education, no career, no job skills... I've spent the last eight years living through this crap. Now granted she could grow up and make something of herself, I have seen it done, but it's a long hard climb... both ways... through the snow... Sure my experience has me jaded and pissed, but having kids to grow you up, or having kids so you have have someone to love, is BULL SHIT. This is the reason "It takes a village," because there are young dumb kids out there parting legs and having puppies and making a life style out of their need to be rescued. And I include the boyfriend as a dumb kid too, so don't call me sexist.

Grow up FIRST, and then MAYBE you'll have some love to give. Grow up FIRST and then maybe THINK about having kids. Sheeeesh. Once you fuck your life up, you can't unfuck it.

I feel even more sorry for what this kid's crazy assed parents are putting her through. They can say all they want about how these kids' privacy should be respected, but when she entered politics she opened ALL aspects of her life, AND her family's lives, to scrutiny. She believes in abstinence only education..? Well lookie look at how well that's worked out.

Kids are going to fuck. Even kids who don't know how to fuck will fuck. This idea that parents can somehow keep their kids ignorant and thereby deter them from fucking is absolutely ridiculous.

So much for this post being light and fluffy. Oh well.

Is There Time?

Can New Orleans un-Gay themselves? You know... cancel a parade or maybe celebrate Phobe Pride Day...?

Or did they do something else this time? Like celebrate Obama's nomination a wee bit too hard..?

Better get on it... figure it out quick... time's running out.


well at least this time it sounds like the refuckyoucans care... or are ready to act like they care... at least Fucks News says they care... And I hear that Skelator is going there to take charge his self. WOW! !!! Be still my fucking heart. Things should work out really really really well for them this time, right Barb?

Fucking Stupid vs Stupid Fucking

Let's check the Google: McCain, adultery, divorce, Cindy...

Ooowowee... .09 secs, 110,000 hits. More than this blog will get in my life time (and I doubt anyone will line up to take over after I die).

Holy Grunge Bob Stripe Pants... .19 secs, 350,000 hits for Edwards, adultery, Elizabeth. More common names involved, or is this just another example of the refuckyoucans doing what they do best: Sliming people?

Why lie though? That's what I don't get. He's a democrat, and he knows his party plays by different rules. He knows that when it comes out, he'll be crucified by the refucks and get hung out to dry by dems who think there's something to be gained by appearing honorable and/or respectable to the far right. They'll ridicule you for trying; they'll curse you when you fail. They'll do their best, to make you look your worst.

Thing is, Edwards was a trial lawyer. He never crawled up his opposition's ass with a microscope and found out shit they they didn't know about themselves? He should know there's no hiding shit in a barnyard when it comes right down to it.

The other thing is, everyone seems to be writing the ending to Edwards' career. Not McCain's? Well hell, you've still got Diaper Dave and Lav Man Larry... Laura chain smoking at the Mayflower Hotel, but is that because she's jealous of Condi? or jealous of Jeff Gannon? Bill Bennett? or Victor Ashe? Edwards' sins seem small potatoes.

I still want Edwards in this next Government; that's assuming there's an election and the Obama doesn't succeed in making himself look like the idiot that Hillary envisioned when she was endorsing McCain during the primaries and give the fucking thing away. I never wanted him as VP though where he would have to pull a Cheney if he were to have a meaningful role. I've always looked at him as a potential Attorney General or Supreme Court justice.

As a nominee for either position, he might not get by Senate confirmations, since there will undoubtedly still be a number of roll-over Dems still anxious to see Dub's fascist policies go unchallenged and his crimes go unpunished, but as a Supreme, hell, Clarence Thomas got approved.

One last though:

Would it make a difference to anyone if it came out that Elizabeth gave him permission go elsewhere for sex because of her poor health?

Spitz er Gagged.

So Spitzer violated the Mann Act, eh? May as well jail the half of America that's ever made a "romantic getaway" i.e. boink-a-thon, while unmarried, and crossed a state line in the process.

Other than being stupid, and sleazy, and hypocritical, is he really a criminal? Is the NSA and the FBI going to start going through credit card receipts and hotel/motel records to come after all the rest of us too?

See you all in Gitmo, I guess.