Maybe economic recovery isn't so hard after all

So Senator Surge announces that he's going to unveil his economic recovery plan. You know, the reason he postponed his campaign. You know, to break the logjam and get things done. You know, the one that didn't get passed until he left town. The one that he bitched about; said that Bush should veto; the one he still voted to pass; with its earmarks and pork barrel (Love how he says "pork barrel." Like he's got a mouth full of it) spending. Oh yeah...

He schedules a town hall meating meeting(Pork on my mind)...

To present his plan...

Says nothing about his plan...

Takes no questions about his plan...

Watches the market gain over 900 points.

John...

STFU and we'll be fine.

Actually....