Sunday, October 26, 2008
I can't take it... Update: Whew, He's Gone
"Ooooeeee.... pictures of me being captured... POW talk... ra ra ra"
UPDATE: One thing I wish Obama would do -- because we know no one on a network will -- is explain how the capitol gains tax is used to funnel bonus money to corporate fucks. A lot of bonuses are passed on in the form of stock options, that when exercised, are taxed, not as income, but at lower capitol gains rates. The refucks have been given the pass of protecting family farms and small businesses with their left hand, while their right hand creates and protects an economic nobility.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
I Couldn't Do It,
Obama's an elitist, playing the pity card.
Of course we know what he'd say if Obama didn't go: That he's a heartless elitist.
Defending the Indefensible
WRONG !!!
We ARE paying attention. Not just to her lack of experience, but her stupidity and ignorance. We're paying attention to yours too. Being a prisoner doesn't make you a leader. Choosing a self-professed hockey mom as a running mate makes you stupid, not a maverick.
Oh, and this she's a tax cutter bull shit...? There are no fucking state income or sales taxes in Alaska to cut, so can it you dumb ass.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Nobody Likes Mika
This is all a red herring. Sarah Palin is an idiot, a dangerous one. Whether you dress her as a hockey mom, or a prime time teevee star, not counting "Survivor," she's an idiot and note worth your vote. Not enough to change your mind about voting McCrazed either. He's crazy enough to avoid all on his own. Choosing Palin was just proof of said craziness.
This is not worth raising my middle finger over.
But in something worth my attention....
David Horsey, once again, has a brilliant cartoon in today's P-I.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Joe the Plumber
Just another example of McStain's "Brillyunce of Idiocy" approach to campaigning. Pick someone to put out in front of you as an embodiment of your policy proposals, whose hopes and dreams will be squashed by your opponent's policies. Never mind that most of your premises are not true, ie LIES. The Lie Component is essential to the strategy.
First off, just the process of uncovering the lies is labeled "intrusion." "Joe never asked for this." Did he ask for you to bring up his situation, Johnny Surge? Give permission to do so?
The fact that he owes back taxes, just shows that he's overwhelmed by the burden of an unfair system. Did he not fill out his forms correctly to take full advantage of those grand and glorious Bush tax cuts that "overwhelmingly helped the vast majority of Americans?" That would be calling him stupid; showing disrespect for working class, ordinary people.
The fact that he is indeed not a licensed plumber, just shows the impediments ordinary Americans face as they pursue their dreams. Licensing, regulation bad, Bad, BAD. Never mind the misrepresentation and the fact that the guy Is.... Not... a Plumber.
Never mind that the guy doesn't make anywhere near enough to qualify for a loan to buy the business has he supposedly desires. Now.... is that an example of the need for more deregulation? Do we need sub-prime small business loans now?
We are the bad ones: Pointing out facts is now, "dragging a good man's name through the mud." Has nothing to do with the fact that he was first put in that mud by the lying. In all of this, we -- liberals, Democrats, McSame opponents, the wicked evil press corps -- miss the over arching narrative of the American Dream and the "Good Old Days." Never mind that that's a crock of shit on several levels.
I made the mistake of voting for Reagan; twice, no less. When HW , Daddy Bush, came along with his Willie Horton adds and other negative shit, distorting facts and dividing the country, I thought I'd seen the worst. It was so obvious to me: You go negative, when you have no positives.
Then came W, Jr Bush, the "uniter not a divider," who was willing to "reach out to all those who embrace our vision." That's not uniting; that's circling the wagons. He proceeded to divide the country further than I ever imagined someone could. He did it through lying, but he lied with a bit of style. A lot of his lies were encoded within his butchered grammar and syntax. While we made fun of how he talked, he did what he said. He passes/signs the Clear Skies Initiative that dirties the skies. He declares National Parks Week when he cuts the national parks' budget. And it goes on and on.
Now we have Johnny Mac... McCain the Insane... Grampy... McSame... The lies are there once again, and this time they're blatant. Obama repeatedly talks of cutting taxes for 95% of Americans and McSurge repeatedly talks of his desire to raise taxes. Cock sucking Fucker's on MSNBC right now spewing more lies... bringing up his fake plumber again... promising more tax cuts for businesses... that already pay no taxes..? Keeping taxes low, creates jobs... like they have for the last 8 years?
Do the people who cheer him actually listen to what he says? ???
He's not George Bush. True.
I'm too pissed to write anymore. Damnit
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
So for the Good of the Economy...
Huh?
Maybe what he meant to say was something like, "In these troubled times I urgently implore ooops...
"My friends, In these troubled times I urgently implore you to stop wasting your money on my campaign and buy more cheap ass Chinese made shit from Walmart." (Fucker can't say anything without a "my friends" or two in there)
I'm sure what he'd really like to do is suspend the economy, for the good of his campaign. Of course the Dubster's going to do his best to pull his play-acted-senile ass out of the fire by calling a White House
Friday, August 29, 2008
3M re-named once more
Make room for:
If you needed more proof, here it is: McCain and the Refuckyoucans (I swear I knew nothing about Palin when I coined the term) care NOTHING... not one Iota, jot nor tittle for how the country is run. They care about ideological purity and winning at all costs. Palin is:
Pro ANWR drilling
Anti environment
Anti conservation
Anti gay
The woman is not only in favor of slaughtering wolves from aircraft... Got that? She wants the same treatment for bears. Maybe that's her way of preventing them from the suffering of drowning while she helps industry cronies pump out more green house gasses to free up that frozen water blocking the Northwest Passage.
Guns, Gays and God. The Dobsons of the world must be creamin' their jeans.
She's under investigation over her possible involvement in avenging her sister by having her brother-in-law fired from the state troopers (as well as a few people who refused to fire him).
Just like Cheney was Dubya's life insurance, Palin is McStain's. Yeah right, put the mayor of Wassilla in charge of the button. On the other hand:
How else to better prove the conservative point that the federal government can do nothing but cause problems than by putting someone in charge of it who has no clue how to run it?
Monday, August 25, 2008
Fuckin Brillyunt
She has this idiotic idea that Papa POW doesn't want to overturn Roe vs Wade because he's concerned about the possibility of women seeking illegal abortions. Susan B Anthony must be turning over in her grave, "And I fought so people like you could vote? What the fuck was I thinking?" Deaary...
The asshole doesn't care about the vets trying to recover and rehab from war wounds in the squalor of the out patient facilities of Walter Reed, I really can't see him giving so much as a shrug over a woman ripped up from a coat hanger. Come on think about it. If you can think.
The asshole admires Roberts and Scalito. The appointments of Ginsburg, Souter, Stevens and Breyer were errors. You really think he'll appoint judges that will uphold RvW? ???
Talk about the willfull suspension of disbelief. As Forrest's mom said, "Stupid is as stupid does." I know this is different subjects, but behold...
Stupid:
And on the TeeVee: How long till Rachel punches Pat's lights out? Looks like she's about had it with his defense of the POW Bullshit.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Two cars in every garage, a chicken in every pot and... BREAKING NEWS !!!
McStain was a POW !!!! Who fuckin' knew? ???
It's been all over the inter tubes today.
Damn I feel so dirty now that I recognized the fact that he's just a bitter tired* old war mongering phony. Probably been pissed for all these years that he had to shit in a bucket, rather than have a bidet, and eat the same gruel as "regular grunts," rather than chef prepared stuff people of his stature should get.
More condos than he can count.
So what's the big fucking deal, eh? He has a rich old lady; jealous? She has enough spare cash she can buy a second beach front condo when the free-loading kids squat in the first one. (actually, I am kinda jealous of that one, but that's a whole nuther issue)
What legislators and government tit-suckers DON'T have a second home/apartment in DC? Pretty fucking hard to commute from AK or HI or AZ or WA...
I really don't care that the McShames have a shit load of domiciles, spread from here to eternity, anymore than I cared that Jon Edwards earned his way to live in a mansion and spoke out against poverty, or that Al Gore subsidized green power through astronomical power bills while renovating his home to be more green and efficient. (now I DO care very much that Dubya rapes, plunders and pillages the earth while having a show piece house on a fake ranch that he has no intention of using as a "home" when he's finished with his crime spree) What I care about with Ol' Yellow Stain isn't even that he's so out of touch with his own status that he has to refer people to his staff. What I care about is his arrogance that none of it fucking matters to him. Not enough to offer an explanation.
What we have here is a picture fucking perfect example of a Kept Man.
Fascinating symbiosis he formed with a rich socialite piece of arm candy. How "All-American" they are.
If either of them had the chance, I believe they'd both choose Royalty as a career option.
*Actually, I doubt he ever gets tired of war mongering.
Monday, August 18, 2008
So Which War Is He Going to Win?
Dubya was/is an alcoholic, so they made him into an incoherent idiot; no one took his evil intentions, warmongering, sociopathy and destructiveness seriously. McCain's old, so they turn him into an incoherent, doddering old fool while his evil intentions, warmongering, sociopathy and destructiveness go ignored.
Dubya had wet dreams about war with Iraq. He thought he could out-do his daddy, impress his mommy and make a name for himself. A positive name. In case you missed it, his cabinet was built for war: Cheney, Powell, Rumsfeld -- when he couldn't get "Stormin' Norman." Fucker didn't decide to invade after 9-11, he decided before he ran.
Senator Surge has some real self loathing going on. After becoming a POW by intercepting a missile with his jet, he takes out his anger and frustration by fucking over the next generations of our armed forces. As Keith O pointed out tonight, the fucker's fought tooth and nail against every dime to go toward improving the lot of lives of Dubya's cannon fodder. Five billion worth, I believe it stands at present. He's trying to make every soldier suffer worse than he did. Why? Cuzz he can't let go of 'Nam.
Dubya "fought" is Daddy's war, Senator Surge is still fighting his own. He still believes that more time, more money, more blood, more death and destruction would have/will bring "victory." Whatever the fuck that is. Will he be so stupid as to re-invade 'Nam? I don't think that would feed into his egomania enough. I think the big reason he's so hell-on-wheels ready to take on Russia, is that they -- when they were the USSR -- supported 'Nam.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
And a Child Shall Lead Us, or....
Paris comes up with a better energy plan that either candidate for Pres.
Fucking scary. Scarier still:
McCain thinks it's funny. He acts like he doesn't have sense enough to know he's been punked, and goes along with his "harmless senile old guy" routine.
We're losing focus on his evil, folks.
Friday, July 11, 2008
From Their Asses, to Our Heads
How's that for a nice warm cup of, "Fuck you Amerika,"? or how's this:
Ultimately they can't hide their true colors; or change their spots; or (insert your own cliche here.)
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Twenty Nine Pecent?
How the fuck do Bush's approval ratings stay so HIGH?
An odd coalition of morons and millionaires, eh?
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Take II: Better Late than Never
This really has not been rocket science; not since Rayguns. And for the past seven years, it hasn't even been science on a first grade level. Kanye West had it wrong. No, I don't mean that Dubya actually cares about black people. Fuck no. I mean the asshole doesn't care shit one about anyone who does not go above and beyond to advance his cause.
There's a reason I call his ilk "refuckyoucans." "I/we have mine/ours so fuck you. And we'll re fuck you and re fuck you just because we can."
Conservatism/refuckyoucanism is a pathogenic philosophy: It/they breed parasitic creatures that will eventually kill their host organism, which is our country.
McCain bears the stain of this insane shit. Hmmm... McSame the Staindard Bearer. Maybe his banner could be some inside out streaky briefs..?
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Was I Asleep at the Wheel?
As I was reading on Raw Story this morning A story about McStain's flip-flopping on telecom immunity, among other shit, I noticed a link to a Charlie Savage article. Charlie's the guy who started screaming about the George Fuckya's signing statements way back when he'd only violated about 700 laws. Well, Charlie somehow or other quizzed most all of the Preznitial candidates on their views on executive power and privilege. (I say most because I noticed no links to Gravel or Dennis Kucinich)
It's an interesting read (although after you click around on the various links enough times, the Globe will want you to register), and not just because of the McStain-Obama contrast. Get this kids... Senator Bomb-bomb has N-O legal adviser; at least not at the time he was questioned. Since he's got Rove the turdblossom helping out, I don't have a lot of confidence that he would hire someone above and beyond Gonzo's abilities.
Plus, considering the fact that Biden, Richardson and others are considered front runners for positions in an Obama Admin, it's good to know how these people think about things.
Update: The same Raw Story article contains a link to a Salon article by Glenn Greenwald on McShame and his ever changing non-positions on things. As always, Glenn is a great read.
Friday, May 9, 2008
The New 3M
I just can't bring myself to use the term, Reverend, with this asshole. I couldn't think of his name last night, but thankfully JP did.
There are reasons why people can say, God Damn America," and this guy is one of them. The fact that so many in Amerika find his views more than acceptable is another. And the fact that our corporate media allows this shit to remain under wraps is yet another.
Don't give me any, "Love it or Leave it," lines. That's a bullshit cop out. A way to avoid any introspection while you take pride in your ignorance.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
"Those Who Are Trying to Secularize America"
Today's surgery went well. Hopefully I have fewer problems than I've had with the first: My right. Big ass mess that side. back to the topic..:
I'm not convinced I need to stop calling Wright, "Reverend," Hagee... Earns no such respect from me, going by anything I've heard or read, and that includes Fux News. Robertson...
I should have heard this before, and I probably did, but just needed to be reminded, but way back on his "Who's to blame in some ridiculous cosmic sense for the individual decisions of a dozen and a half crazies from a country half a world away," incantation, he brought all of his, "they who are to be blamed, " under the umbrella of, "those who are trying to secularize America," label.
YOAH DUDE
This country was "Secularized" at birth by the Bill of Rights. Game, set, match, championship point to the founding fathers who'd had it up to their eyeballs with Catholics and Anglicans, jailing and waterboarding " " The infidels" "
And McStain likes these guys? as well as guys who are even crazier...? The Agents of Intolerance..? Reminds me of the, Axis of Evil, it does. These assholes make Dobson look tolerant and sensible. Soooo....
4 more years of Bush; No.
4 years WORSE than Bush.
Someone far more qualified than I will do this analysis in a far more rational manner than I, but, Bush is one of those serial killers/sociopaths who's "in control." He's in control enough to create a cover for his efforts: He's created his "Mad Cowboy," persona. The stumbling, bumbling idiot that you'd love to buy a beer in the hopes he'll do something that your grandkids will want to hear you tell every chance they can ask.
McCain's a total loose cannon. Out of control. A berserker. Ted Bundy dashing and slashing his last few victims. If it's possible...
Mo-Fo's crazier than Dubya.
And there are morons out their who are willing to vote for insanity, if their Hill/Bar isn't the nominee. What-fuckin-ever...............
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Party Poopers?
Jamieson goes into a long description of this chick and her background as a Jewish Liberal, blah blah blah, but then she says that if Hillary's not on the ballot, she'll vote for McCain. I read that and I'm like, Whoa Bitch, you listening to yourself? You're willing to put another 4 years of Bush on the country, because....? Why again? ??? Well there's this shit:
His pitch riles her -- what she sees as his inability to offer concrete policies beyond buzzwords like "change."
"My big concern is Social Security," Frooman said. "I haven't heard him say much about that."
well, Jonny Mac certainly offers concrete.... concrete. He's a cement head. He admits to knowing nothing about economics, and has basically turned all that stuff over to Phil Graham, who makes Reagan look like an amateur when it comes to deregulating and letting industry have their way. He likes Dubya's plans to destroy Social Security too. So we can save it.
There's also the issue of the resume. Obama has held his seat in Congress for three years, compared with Clinton's seven.
Clinton's Beltway tenure -- not including an eight-year turn as First Lady -- has seasoned her to deal with the snake pit of D.C. and enabled her to bridge party lines, Frooman said.
"Experience counts for something," she argued.
This "experience" argument makes my fucking blood boil. She has "Government experience" from being a first lady to a governor and a president? Besides fucking him,
we assume,
just WHAT did she do? Seriously, WHAT? Why not put Nancy Reagan up for office?
Seriously.
WHY not?
Ohhhhhh.... Nancy's not a senator. Back to "experience"...
Lots of people have experience.
Tom Delay
David Vitter
Newt Gingrich
Larry Craig
Duke Cunningham
There's Good experience, and there's Bad experience. When I sat through my education classes I came across a quote from James.... oh fuck that's his last name... anyway,
Supposedly some lady was trying to make a point to him and she told him that she'd taught for "x" number years. His response was to ask had she taught "x" number of classes, or one class "x" number of times?
Experience at doing the wrong thing, no matter how many times, how many years, doesn't count. Keep defending that Iraq War vote Hills. The only reason to defend the indefensible is that you believed in the original indefensible position: You wanted the fucking war, for some damn reason.
I haven't written to (her through) the PI, and I doubt there's any reason to:
Frooman remains unmoved. "I'm not voting this way because I'm endorsing the Republicans," she said. "I'm just so annoyed with the Democrats."
And the next time you don't like what you see in the mirror, do you cut yourself or break the mirror? Oh hell, nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure, Right?
A vote for McCain, is exactly that.
Ms Frooman, there's a word for people like you:
MORON.
There's other words, but they're not nice like that one.
