Fucking Stupid vs Stupid Fucking

Let's check the Google: McCain, adultery, divorce, Cindy...

Ooowowee... .09 secs, 110,000 hits. More than this blog will get in my life time (and I doubt anyone will line up to take over after I die).

Holy Grunge Bob Stripe Pants... .19 secs, 350,000 hits for Edwards, adultery, Elizabeth. More common names involved, or is this just another example of the refuckyoucans doing what they do best: Sliming people?

Why lie though? That's what I don't get. He's a democrat, and he knows his party plays by different rules. He knows that when it comes out, he'll be crucified by the refucks and get hung out to dry by dems who think there's something to be gained by appearing honorable and/or respectable to the far right. They'll ridicule you for trying; they'll curse you when you fail. They'll do their best, to make you look your worst.

Thing is, Edwards was a trial lawyer. He never crawled up his opposition's ass with a microscope and found out shit they they didn't know about themselves? He should know there's no hiding shit in a barnyard when it comes right down to it.

The other thing is, everyone seems to be writing the ending to Edwards' career. Not McCain's? Well hell, you've still got Diaper Dave and Lav Man Larry... Laura chain smoking at the Mayflower Hotel, but is that because she's jealous of Condi? or jealous of Jeff Gannon? Bill Bennett? or Victor Ashe? Edwards' sins seem small potatoes.

I still want Edwards in this next Government; that's assuming there's an election and the Obama doesn't succeed in making himself look like the idiot that Hillary envisioned when she was endorsing McCain during the primaries and give the fucking thing away. I never wanted him as VP though where he would have to pull a Cheney if he were to have a meaningful role. I've always looked at him as a potential Attorney General or Supreme Court justice.

As a nominee for either position, he might not get by Senate confirmations, since there will undoubtedly still be a number of roll-over Dems still anxious to see Dub's fascist policies go unchallenged and his crimes go unpunished, but as a Supreme, hell, Clarence Thomas got approved.

One last though:

Would it make a difference to anyone if it came out that Elizabeth gave him permission go elsewhere for sex because of her poor health?

Define Irony

Dubya...

Who brought us illegal wiretaps before 9-11-01
Who brought us the Patriot Act, which has nothing to do with patriotism
Who brought us Guantanamo
Who brought back waterboarding and other forms of torture
Who beat back the Geneva Conventions
Who illegally invaded a country
Who routinely defies Congress
Who routinely ignores the Constitution
Who cages opposing voices in "free speech" zones
Who requires loyalty oaths to enter his fund raisers
Who allows elections third world countries wouldn't sanction
Who denies citizens their rights to the courts
Who... well anyway. I do want to get to bed tonight

He's criticizing the Chinese...? The ones to whom he sold us...?

Yeah right. Ass hole

And a Child Shall Lead Us, or....

Leave it to a Beaver:

Paris comes up with a better energy plan that either candidate for Pres.

Fucking scary. Scarier still:

McCain thinks it's funny. He acts like he doesn't have sense enough to know he's been punked, and goes along with his "harmless senile old guy" routine.

We're losing focus on his evil, folks.

Whewwww...

Safe at last. Kangaroos find bin Laden's driver guilty. I guess he'll have to hitch hike to bring terrism here.

No way that fucker can get us now.

So if some guy bums a ride with me, and it's later find out he committed a crime, am I an accessory? Guilty?

Boners and Bullshit (Updated)

As Stephanie Miller says, "When two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking." Who does that fucker think he is, Dubya? That he can make his own rules of grammar and mispronunciation?

So last week the lights go out, the mikes go dead, CSpan shuts down and everybody the Dems go home for a break. Got to hand it to the refucks: when they want to get something done, which isn't often, at least not in terms of doing things that are good for the country as a whole, they know how to do it. They know their theatre; they know how to grandstand. Most of all they know how to make the Dems look like total, useless, spineless fools.

Their latest effort is the drill here, drill now, drill off shore, and ignore the consequences. I don't know what the hell the fucks did over the weekend, but I understand they were right back at it again this morning: Different day, different bucket, same shit.

Oh one thing that one of them did on Sunday was to appear on the TeeVee machine and bring the old, "All we want is a vote," mantra out of moth balls. I can still remember hospital profiteer, Billy Frist, talking about wanting an, "up or down vote" on judges and wanting it sooooooo badly that they would have to end the practice of filibustering/cloture votes: The Nuclear Option. Fast forward and who has set a new record for filibusters taking only HALF of a two year session to do it? Try to imagine for just a second, the weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth that would happen if the Dems were to suggest such an option. Oh?

That's the Senate, that's different? ??? Same party; same lack of principles; same lack of shame; same ability to lie with a straight face and puppy dog eyes. Same greed, avarice and criminal proclivities. All they want is an up or down vote for THEIR objectives.

So while I have no expectations of democratic "leaders" actually leading any meaningful opposition, as exhibited by Nancy Pelosi's choking and sputtering display on Sunday, and while I have little faith or confidence in Obama since his vote to destroy the 4th Amendment, I have eve3n less faith and confidence in the Refucks and McCain the Insane. The HAS to be more to this than just drilling, since the oil companies have some 40,000 acres leased with some 11,000 drilling permits already granted.

HUGE profits. Obscene breaks. MORE tax breaks promised by McCane the Insane. What the fuck more could these assholes possibly want to give away? ???

Update: Keith O just answerred my question. Kinda. Seems there's a veteran's bill that these bastards want to saddle with their drill bill. But does that mean that they want their bill to go through? Or the vet bill to die?

Help Vets and fuck the environment? or help the environment and fuck the Vets?

I think in the refuckyoucan mindless-set, there's no losing either way.

Update 2: You can read a lot more about this at Crooks and Liars. I didn't read their shit first; promise.

Sleeping Joe Lies

I wonder what's going to become of this; if you belched, coughed or farted you probably missed it:

Holy Joe LIEberman, on Meet the Press, this morning mentioned "al Qaida in Iran." Kerry didn't say shit about it and neither did Brokaw. Proof that LIEberman is a Refuckyoucan.

I'm sure this is more than an, "Oh come on... Iran, Iraq, what's the difference? One letter. Let it go." Nope. This is another chapter/excuse for a war with Iran. Fuck Oh Dear, Peace? What's that?

This is how Refuckyoucan narratives start: A "slip" here or there, Fucks News picking up "the question," or the "some people say..." line and the next thing you know there's a manufactured "debate" going on. Proof that bullshit really does make things grow.

As Gomer would Say:

"Well surprise, surprise!"

This is already on Raw Story and other places, but is it any fucking surprise that Bush would sign an executive order to streamline domestic spying, now that he got his way with the latest FISA revisions? I think not.

Nor should it surprise anyone that Blackwater is launching their own shadow version of the CIA (Actually, I'm sure they've already done so, they're just no longer denying it.)

Nice going, Nance, Steny, Jane, Barack, Harry, et al Would one of you just turn out the lights already, now that you've completely capitulated to the Nazi-Con Preznit.